The boring piano player with too big teeth: "Loving you is a losing game.."
No matter how you twist and turn, I win anyway.
I have much to say about ESC this year. I would have been fun to have it in Stockholm next years, as I turn 50, but going to the Netherlands..that could be dangerous.They still remember me as a legendary evil witch. Which is good, respect for upholding that image. But seriously, this year, the plastic beard, the thigh high boots, the bondage, Madonna, Iceland..it was just more surreal and grotesque than ever, so no wonder this lame type won. People couldn't handle all the drama and voted for normality.