Not much to jujubilate over. Why haven't any of you bought my book yet? It's been out for more than a week now and still not one single buyer. Haha, have you seen Stranger Things on Netflix? I love it. (spoiler alert) Well, for Christmas there will be at least three buyers then according to my way of interpreting "reality". Not that it has proven to be the correct way, it's just my way. Or the highway, but frankly darling, I don't give a fuck. Next week it's back to school, read: my advanced schemes to conquer and destroy stupidity.