I took this photo of two porkchops lying on the sink because it looked like two people kissing and this must have been around 2007-2008?
This is the regular- people-version:
The sassy chiffon-top of meat.
When you have a beef with someone.
The classical Book of Carnage.
Do you have meaty legs?
For the meatshake.
Here you clearly see two faces smooching.
The pouch of meat- for your secret bacon stash.
The meat-scarf- for that really greasy look.
What's at steak?
This is my personal favourite- the meatpillow- give that to grandma next xmas.
The thick wallet of meat.