Wednesday, September 9

God I'm ugly.

Having made all these videos I have rediscovered how ugly can become even uglier. Also at the gym yesterday I caught a glance at my naked body in the harsh light in the shower room.

I' ve gotten much credit for my creative text at the dating site I'm at, but perhaps it's time to change it to:

Young stud in the local area wanted by middleaged female bodied entity situated in progressing decay: cellulites, saggy skin, uneven tan, wrinkes, bad teeth, hairloss, tinnitus, bad hearing,hyperioptic glasses, flatulence, bad temper, moodswings and unwillingness to comply.

Stud should be hot, indefatigable and turned on by above description.

You think it could work?

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